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Dear Carmen,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok outside of chicago and I saw you Sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage man. I'm returning the pictures of LA to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before about To hate the Boston Celtics .


Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

shinyi

I got this from my friend Carmen. haha i find it so funny, so i decided to reply her 'letter'!


Here's how you do this meme.

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


___12___,

-Your name-


Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pai

=)

My bad, heh

One thing that i hate doing to my frens is
FFK them
(means fong fei kei la, i think u all know rite)
It happens that I rarely date people
for outings is cos i know my schedule is
all over the place
i make decision randomly
and i like being that
that is my way of living

in conclusion, i nearly did not date people
unless last minute
and i mean LAST MINUTE calling
i admit tat is not a very good behaviour
i am trying to getting rid of it O K?
i repeat.. i am only
T-R-Y-I-N-G
its not so easy of a bad habit u know
its like diet for fat people
ok maybe a little bit exaggerate
but u get abit of idea of it la

ok the main reason for this post is
I REALLY HATE TO FFK
recently, i have call out people for some
night outings and i know i din quite catch up
with the outings
i was really busy these few days
and have no time to explain
i apologize to the people that might
indirectly hurt from those words that i missed

the outings was not succefull is cos of
quite a few party couldnt make it.
basically it all came like a news
"Oh so sorry i cant make it and so on so on"
"No Money la and so on so on"
like this sort of things la
so being the "planner" wad i can do is
read those messages
and say
"!@#$ you"
haha no la
just kidding

I am here just to apologize to my frens
i am really sorry
i will try to make another one ok
sorry for wasting ur time or u might
space out the time for it
Truly sorry =(

You, my everything

I know..
it has been so long since i last updated my blog
its holiday wert so the usual
thing happens to me la LAZY!!!

However, what motivates me to blog today is this person
...........
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...
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His name is Joey lim ju-ee,
he is my husband ( I dun care !!) he is!!!
so whoever is intrested with him after
seeing his photo can go pray
to god for another guy.
he is not available!

he is now enjoying his holiday trip in taiwan
and later hong kong for about 8 days.
and yes i miss him like damnnnn alot
and i realise this even before he went for his trip
so i am here to share abit stuff with all of u la

it started two days before he left for his trip
that day was Friday,
for the first time,
he woke up early for me
(and i can tell u he is like sleeping buddah
he can miss out the most important thing for his sleeps
and i am serious)
so as i said, he woke up early
to fetch me for interview for my work
the interview supposed to start at 3 30
so we woke up at 1 30 to get ready
cos we are not familiar with the roads
we reach there at 2 30 and we decided to
take our breakfast there
just at that moment we wanted to eat
i received sms form the agent
saying the interview was postpone to 4 30
of course abit dulan lo
but he insisted to wait for me
the interview end at around 6 something
and he din scream for any boredness at me
so on the way back we were darn tired
and its was really jammed at the road
but again...
he din get mad
we managed to reach home at 8 30
from one utama to subang
then, i wanted to watch Bolt with him
even though we din went at last
but he agreed to watch with me at first,
but i can sense that he was so tired
and he needs some break
so i canceled it out
at that night,
for the first time
i feel very touch about his sacrifice to me
to me its really touching...


one day defore he left for his trip
That day was Saturday, it was my first day of work
in the morning he looked at me with my uniform
he tell me he doesnt like my uniform
but he din get mad as well
he was being so understandable
and gave me support for my job
he again, wake up really early
fetch me to work
we reach mid valley at around 11 45
and i straight away went to work
then he came down mid valley alone
to shopping just because
he want to wait me for my break time
for the first time again..
he went shopping alone for me
he never likes to shopping
he teman me until 3 and i went back to work again
after awhile he came to visit me
cos he want to leave already
when i look at him leaving
i nearly breakdown
because i tought it would be until next next week
to see him again
it was real hard to control my feelings while working
suppose that night i follow my fren's car go home
but suddenly he texted me
saying he wanted to fetch me from work
so he come from setapak to midvalley
and midvalley to subang
then went back to setapak
he said he left something important at my house
but i know all he do is just want some extra time with me
for the second time,
i feel i am the happiest women in the world
we went for some eating before he left
but i was being so useless
cried a little when he is leaving
and i wished him for his best at hong kong and taiwan,
at that moment i can really
feel his love to me
and i tell myself to appreciate this guy before its too late

the day he leave for his holiday trip
early morning i woke up
i woke up by worrying i missed his call
before he flies to taiwan
one the way going to work
he msg me some touching stuff
at that moment
i just wanna tell him not to go
during working hour
i was not in the mood at all
but i din tell
cos i dun wan him to worried about me


and now...
it has been two days alreay..
counting downs for his arrival!!
and i put pressies as excuse to be happy about his trip
haha and i truely wished him for his trip
to be fun, save, enjoying and worth going




he..
migh not be as smart as other guy
might not be as rich as other guy
might not be as handsome as other guy
might not be as romantic as other guy
but to me..
he is better than every single guy outside there
he has all the things to make me feel perfect
make me feel safe with him

and the most important is he make me feel like
i am the happiest person in this world
and i really meant my every single words in this post

at here i wan to tell him
i will appreciate him and will not dissapoint him
in any other way



i love u
♥